Mom: “Daji, Aunt Sidonie will be having her baby next week.” Daji: “Where is she? I want to say something to her.” [Daji catches up with Aunt Sidonie] Daji: “Aunt Sidonie, have a nice time, okay.” [Everyone laughs] You May Also LikeKids Say…#16 Kids Say…#15 Kids Say…#14 Kids Say…#13 Kids Say…#12
After prayer this morning Leslie’s 5-year old says “Were we born in Heaven, Daddy?“. He said “No, Landon, we were all born on earth”. So then his son says “Why do we ask Jesus to take us BACK to heaven when we pray? If we are not from there then how can we go back?“ You May Also LikeKids Say…#11 Kids Say…#10 : Funny Letters from Kids to the Almighty – Beliefnet.com Kids Say…#9 Kids Say…#8 Kids Say… #7
This conversation took place during family worship. It demonstrates how random our kids can be. Daddy: “I’m grateful for rest. I had lots of it last night.” Mommy: “Me too. I feel really rested.” Dakari: “I’m grateful for chocolate.” Daddy: “Huh? Ok.” You May Also LikeKids Say…#6 Kids Say… #5 Kids Say… #4 Kids Say… #3 Kids Say… #2
My son, Dakari, was watching The Jesus Film on my phone when he started the following conversation. Dakari: “Daddy, when is Jesus coming back?” Daddy (Me): “Oh, wow. Good question, son. Well, we don’t know son because Jesus didn’t tell us. It’s a secret, and will be a surprise to some people. The good thing is that Jesus tells us in the Bible what to do to be ready for Him to come. We should be nice to each other [...]
Dakari was in his tent being read to before bedtime, when he made the following request. Dakari: “Daddy, can you please turn on the fan?” He must have noticed the puzzled look on my face, so he continued, patting his butt, “I did a stinky and it smells really really bad.”
Grandson: (Singing) “Worthy is the Land…” Grandma: “You’re not singing it right. It’s lamb – worthy is the lamb.“ Grandson: “Gran, Jesus is a shepherd. Not a lamb.” (Then continued singing) “Worthy is the land.”
“If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.” — Glenn, age 7
This conversation took place in my son’s classroom. He was playing a memory game with one of his classmates. Teacher: (After classmate makes an illegal play) “You cannot play like that. You’re a cheater!” Student: “No, I’m not! Only animals are cheetahs.”
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. Dad: ‘The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.’ James: Concerned, James asked: ‘What happened to the flea?’
Source: All Pro Dad What Do Your Kids Think About Marriage? Here are some classic responses: How do you decide whom to marry? “You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.” ? Alan, age 10 How can a stranger tell if two people are married? “You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at [...]
Father: “Son, if you have ten quarters and you give me seven, how many do you have left?” Son: [Counts] “Three.” Father: “Good. What if I give you seven, how many do you have now?” Son: “All.”
I’m out grocery shopping with my 5 year-old son, when we spotted one of my friend’s wife. After chatting with her for a few minutes, and while getting my son in the car, he said: “Daddy, that’s my favorite girl. I have two of them.” Him holding up two fingers with a proud smile on his.
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